So one of my co-workers alerted me to this event, so I went to check it out on their web site.
Wow! What a load of useless "panels" and Woke trash. Let's unpack this.
Monday 9/18 - Kickoff with Malcolm Gladwell
- This guy is just an author. He has no technical knowledge, yet has a 3 hour speech. On what?
Tuesday 9/19
- Tech Showcase for students - Pretty much just local companies displaying information about their companies.
- SURGE AI Talk: Unleashing the Power of ChatGPT and AI in Your Business! - ChatGPT is 99% marketing right now. Its usefulness is very questionable.
- Supercharge Your Applications with Artificial Intelligence - Continuing the AI hype.
- Creative Solutions that Change Lives: The Engineering & Computing Mindset - Just fluff.
- Diversity & Inclusion in Tech - Woke trash
- Student Pitch Competition - Practice pitching your idea! Wow. An ounce of image is certainly worth a pound of performance.
And no mention of pirates (9/19 is International Talk Like a Pirate Day)
Wed. 9/20
- Code, Culture, and Coffee - "Conversations about the Tech Industry", with people who know nothing about the tech industry.
- Tech Trends Reshaping Business - "Sessions on generative AI, cyber, & AI in the workplace" continuing the AI hype.
- Bridge 96: Building a Statewide Startup Ecosystem - No details, but smells like more Woke trash.
- GVSU Tech Talks - "Tech expert presentations". No list of who these tech "experts" are, though.
- Freshwater Digital Technology Showcase - Just demonstrations of tech.
- Twisthink x Failure Lab - "Presentations and happy hour". Translation: People who know nothing speaking jibberish.
- AI in Communications: Understanding Impact & Unlocking Potential - And still more pushing of the AI hype.
- VC Happy Hour - i.e. a bunch of stupid lushes pretending to speak on topics of which they know nothing about.
- Demo Day - Maybe interesting, but probably not.
Thurs. 9/21
- Black & Brown Founders Brunch - Woke trash
- Attracting & Retaining Talent in the Work-From-Home Era - Wow! Something potentially useful, but seeing the amount of Woke trash already here, I doubt it.
- Latinx in Tech - More Woke trash. Let me check my BINGO card. I think I might have won.
- Building the Workforce You Need - Another something that's potentially useful, but I doubt it.
- Drinks on the Deck - Even more lushes pretending to speak on topics of which they know nothing about.
- Innovation at Scale: A Playbook for Building High-Growth Ventures - Did we learn nothing from the .COM bust?
- GR in XR on the Blue Bridge - "Extended reality experience". Potentially interesting, but 1 out of how many? isn't very good.
Fri. 9/22
- Twisthink Breakfast + Panel - I have no idea what Twisthink is, so why would I think this is interesting?
- It Started at State! - Propaganda that tech ideas started at MSU.
- Confluence Music Summit - And more non-tech fluff.
Sat. 9/23
- Confluence Festival - "Free festival with art, music, science, and tech". Seriously? That's like saying "I have a smart watch, so I'm tech."
I'll be going to Tandy Assembly later this month and there will be more tech talking in 1 hour there than a whole week of "Tech Week Grand Rapids".